November 13, 1999#1
| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tate Vincent |
| Tim Meadows | ... | NRA member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gil Framingham |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |