| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tate Vincent |
| Tim Meadows | ... | NRA member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#6 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gil Framingham |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this cold opening is archived footage from the 10.04.1997 cold opening.