| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| Show | Today Is Never Yesterday |
| Sketch | Hickory Farms |
| Miscellaneous | Backstage |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Corporate History |
| Sketch | Express Flowers |
| Musical Performance | "Way Of The Girl" |
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
| Sketch | Lucifer Songs |
| Sketch | Wilson's |
| Encore Presentation | Royal Deluxe II |
| Sketch | WXLU |
| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tate Vincent |
| Tim Meadows | ... | NRA member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gil Framingham |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Today Is Never Yesterday |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Connie Lingus |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | James Bond |
| Commercial |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Smurf |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery /Papa Smurf |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Al Pacino /Grouchy Smurf |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Little Richard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helena Bonham Carter /Smurfette |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Corporate History |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Winston LaForge |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Samuel Kernen |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mrs. Shirley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Cyril Barkley |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bill Dunleavy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Frank Liscom |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Andy Wailin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jennifer Johnson |
| Sketch | Express Flowers |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | operator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Heather |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | operator |
| Paula Pell | ... | operator |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart Three: Man of the Millennium |
| Molly Shannon |
The World Is Crazy!!! |
| Sketch | Wilson's |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Nadeen |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Sketch | WXLU |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Davis |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Max Gibbons |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Amanda Donovan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | executive |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Stormy Winters |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Spears |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery /Papa Smurf |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Al Pacino /Grouchy Smurf |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Little Richard |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helena Bonham Carter /Smurfette |
| Cold Opening | NRA Headquarters |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Charlton Heston |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Diane Carbonal |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tate Vincent |
| Tim Meadows | ... | NRA member |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gil Framingham |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The "Live from New York" portion of this cold opening is archived footage from the 10.04.1997 cold opening.
| Show | Today Is Never Yesterday |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Dr. Jack Carlisle |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Connie Lingus |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | James Bond |
| Commercial |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Hefty |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Smurf |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Celine Dion |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery /Papa Smurf |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Al Pacino /Grouchy Smurf |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Little Richard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Meat Loaf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helena Bonham Carter /Smurfette |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Scullin | ... | Smurf |
| Sketch | Hickory Farms |
| Garth Brooks | ... | manager |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Sketch | Great Moments in Corporate History |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Karl Steer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Winston LaForge |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Samuel Kernen |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Mrs. Shirley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Cyril Barkley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bill Dunleavy |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Frank Liscom |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Andy Wailin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jennifer Johnson |
| Sketch | Express Flowers |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Donny |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | operator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Heather |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | operator |
| Paula Pell | ... | operator |
⁕After Garth Brooks flubs one of his lines, he begins repeating it and ad-libs "I wanna get this right, you know?"
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... |
narrator Voice The MillenniumPart Three: Man of the Millennium |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Molly Shannon |
The World Is Crazy!!! |
| Sketch | Dressing Room |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
| Sketch | Lucifer Songs |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Milo Jenkins |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lucifer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | girlfriend |
| Sketch | Wilson's |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Roy |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | customer |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Nadeen |
| Molly Shannon | ... | customer |
| Encore Presentation | Royal Deluxe II |
| Sketch | WXLU |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Mel Stewart |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Davis |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Max Gibbons |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Amanda Donovan |
| Tim Meadows | ... | executive |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Stormy Winters |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Rick Spears |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | executive |
⁕At the beginning of this sketch, Tim Meadows says "Alright everybody, settle down now", a reference to the preceding sketch.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Garth Brooks | 11 | ||||
| Chris Gaines | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 3 | 3 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Ana Gasteyer | 8 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 5 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Gena Rositano | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Scullin | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 7 | 8 | 10 |