| Sketch | Express Flowers |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Donny |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | operator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Heather |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | operator |
| Paula Pell | ... | operator |
⁕After Garth Brooks flubs one of his lines, he begins repeating it and ad-libs "I wanna get this right, you know?"