| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | nurse |
| Jamie Foxx | ... |
Stevie Wonder
Reveals the results of his vision surgery |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Stevie's wife |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John Rocker |
| Rich Francese | ... | security guard |