| Cold Opening | News Anchors |
| Sketch | Regis Auditions |
| Sketch | Wedding Singers |
| Show | On the Road with the Boys |
| Sketch | Lez It Up |
| Musical Performance | "Bye Bye Bye" |
| Show | Let's Talk Books |
| Sketch | Parents Day “Deerfield Academy” |
| Film | Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years |
| Musical Performance | "I Thought She Knew" |
| Cold Opening | News Anchors |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Live |
| Molly Shannon | Live |
| Sketch | Regis Auditions |
| Sketch | Wedding Singers |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Denise Shankle |
| Show | On the Road with the Boys |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Wade |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Peter Tanner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sara Therese Longo |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Samm |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Emily De La Cruz |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jeph |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Sweet T |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rich Francese | ... | security guard |
| Sketch | Lez It Up |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Skidder |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | lesbian |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | indian woman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lumpy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Red Wings |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lesbian |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Kevin Brennan |
Compares Bush and Gore |
| Show | Let's Talk Books |
| Will Ferrell | ... | host |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen Holtsbrook |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Karl Lentz |
| Sketch | Parents Day “Deerfield Academy” |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin von Bulow |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Donahue |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Langley Reardon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Collette Reardon |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Brockton |
| Show | On the Road with the Boys |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Wade#3 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Peter Tanner#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sara Therese Longo#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Samm#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Emily De La Cruz#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jeph#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Sweet T#3 |
| Cold Opening | News Anchors |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#14 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw#5 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#9 Live |
| Sketch | Regis Auditions |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Donny Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Chris Rock |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Darva Conger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin#4 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman#1 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#6 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#23 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Janeane Garofalo |
| Cold Opening | News Anchors |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ted Koppel#14 Live |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Bernard Shaw#5 Live |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw#9 Live |
| Molly Shannon | Live |
♬Marvin Gaye - "Let's Get It On"
| Sketch | Regis Auditions |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Donny Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Chris Rock |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Darva Conger |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin#4 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman#1 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#6 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#23 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Janeane Garofalo |
| Sketch | Wedding Singers |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Peter Shankle |
| Will Ferrell | ... | singer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | singer |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Denise Shankle |
| Show | On the Road with the Boys |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Jared Weeks |
| 'N Sync | ... | No Refund |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Wade#3 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Peter Tanner#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Sara Therese Longo#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Samm#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Emily De La Cruz#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jeph#3 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Sweet T#3 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rich Francese | ... | security guard |
| Sketch | Lez It Up |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Rimmer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Skidder |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | lesbian |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | indian woman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lumpy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Red Wings |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | lesbian |
♬Reginald Wale - "Gone Gone Gone"
♬Natalie Cole - "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)"
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Kevin Brennan |
Compares Bush and Gore |
| Show | Let's Talk Books |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Kevin Henshy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | host |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Karen Holtsbrook |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Karl Lentz |
| Sketch | Parents Day “Deerfield Academy” |
| Joshua Jackson | ... | Nelson Reardon |
| 'N Sync | ... | students |
| Chris Kirkpatrick | ... | Banks Brockton |
| The Statler Brothers | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kevin von Bulow |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mr. Donahue |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Langley Reardon |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Collette Reardon#6 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mr. Brockton |
| Film | Neil Armstrong: The Ohio Years |
| Lynn Archer | ... | Mrs. Armstrong |
| Madison Arnold | ... | Neil Armstrong |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | clerk |
♬Brise-Glace - "Neither Yield Nor Reap"
♬Minor Threat - "Minor Threat"
♬Led Zeppelin - "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You"
♬Sonic Youth - "Dirty Boots"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Joshua Jackson | 8 | 1 | |||
| 'N Sync | 4 | ||||
| Chris Kirkpatrick | 1 | ||||
| The Statler Brothers | 1 | ||||
| Badal Roy | 1 | ||||
| Lynn Archer | 1 | ||||
| Madison Arnold | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kevin Brennan | 1 | ||||
| Rich Francese | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 65 | 10 | 12 | 3 |