| Cold Opening | Who Wants To Be A Millionaire |
| John Goodman | ... | Emeril Lagasse |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Duchovny |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vanessa L. Williams |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lance Bass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |