| Show | Wanna Be a VJ 3 |
| Sketch | Office Flirt |
| Cartoon | The Life of a Catchphrase |
| Show | The Christopher Lowell Show |
| Musical Performance | "Razor Love" |
| Sketch | Rock & Roll Restaurant |
| Sketch | Traffic Stop |
| Musical Performance | "Silver & Gold" |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Duchovny |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vanessa Williams |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lance Bass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Show | Wanna Be a VJ 3 |
| Sketch | Office Flirt |
| Chris Kattan | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Adele |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Show | The Christopher Lowell Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Clifford |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Gerrard |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christopher Lowell |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Kevin Brennan |
Commentary on Elian Gonzalez | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Addresses the exiled Cuban community in Miami |
| Sketch | Rock & Roll Restaurant |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | patron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | waiter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Roy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Traffic Stop |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Tim Meadows | ... | police officer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Cold Opening |
| John Goodman | ... | Emeril Lagasse |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Duchovny |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vanessa Williams |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lance Bass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Show | Wanna Be a VJ 3 |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Addresses the exiled Cuban community in Miami |
| Cold Opening |
| John Goodman | ... | Emeril Lagasse |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Duchovny |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Vanessa Williams |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Kathie Lee Gifford |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lance Bass |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rosie O'Donnell |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Monologue |
| John Goodman | ||
| Neil Young | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Will Ferrell | ||
| Tim Meadows | ||
| Cheri Oteri | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Molly Shannon |
⁕The discussion between John Goodman, Tim Meadows, and Will Ferrell is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | consumer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | Wanna Be a VJ 3 |
| John Goodman | ... | Dave Holmes |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Carson Daly |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Shannon Wiseman |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Raymond Munns |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Method Man |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Gwen Stefani |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Ananda Lewis |
| Tyler James Williams | ... | son |
♬Sisqo - "Thong Song"
| Sketch | Office Flirt |
| John Goodman | ... | employee |
| Chris Kattan | ... | employee |
| Tim Meadows | ... | employee |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Adele |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Joe |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Show | The Christopher Lowell Show |
| John Goodman | ... | Ed Gerrard |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Clifford |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Helen Gerrard |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christopher Lowell |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns, in which Chris Kattan's beard is coming off.
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Kevin Brennan |
Commentary on Elian Gonzalez | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton
Addresses the exiled Cuban community in Miami |
| Sketch | Rock & Roll Restaurant |
| John Goodman | ... | Bill |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | patron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | patron |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | waiter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Roy |
| Molly Shannon | ... | patron |
| Andy Murphy | ... | patron |
| Sketch | Traffic Stop |
| John Goodman | ... | police officer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Tim Meadows | ... | police officer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Commercial |
| John Goodman | ... | pirate |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Piggo |
| Chris Parnell | ... | spokesperson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | pirate |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| John Goodman | 8 | 2 | |||
| Neil Young | 3 | ||||
| Roc Raida | 1 | ||||
| John Henry Kurtz | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 3 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 4 | 1 | ||
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheri Oteri | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 1 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Brennan | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | ||||
| Tyler James Williams | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 2 | 18 | 5 |