| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tim Meadows | ... |
Leon Phelps
Commentary on sex and Hollywood |
| Tina Fey |
Women's NewsCommentary on Britney Spears | |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Kid Shazaam
Commentary on violence and hip-hop |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Grand Master Rap |
| Eminem |