| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Bill Clinton#59 Commentary on the election |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Janet Reno#12 |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentQueen Elizabeth | |
| Calista Flockhart | ... |
Cameron Diaz Commentary on "Charlie's Angels" |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Drew Barrymore |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lucy Liu |
⁕Will Ferrell repeatedly has trouble saying "outsmart".