| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Show | Emmy Awards Pre-Show |
| Musical Performance | "Fat Lip" |
| Sketch | Show Your Patriotism |
| Musical Performance | "In Too Deep" |
| Sketch | Porn Star |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | police officer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | motorist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Steven Hill /D.A. Adam Schiff |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | motorist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | motorist |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | lawyer |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer |
| Show | Emmy Awards Pre-Show |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jill Butt |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ian Tombelson Still |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dennis Eschenberg Still |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Visceral Editorial on Israel | |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on racial profiling | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Joke-offSevered penis |
| Sketch | Show Your Patriotism |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barbara |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dale McGrew |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | client |
| Chris Kattan | ... | client |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | client |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | client |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Show | Emmy Awards Pre-Show |
| Commercial |
| Seann William Scott | ... | Curt |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | police officer |
| Will Ferrell | ... | motorist |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Steven Hill /D.A. Adam Schiff |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | motorist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | motorist |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | lawyer |
| Sketch |
| Seann William Scott | ... | clerk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jeffrey's clerk |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Jeffrey's supervisor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | customer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jeffrey's customer |
⁕Jimmy Fallon calls Chris Kattan "Corky", a reference to his movie "Corky Romano" which opened the following Friday.
| Show | Emmy Awards Pre-Show |
⁕This sketch was used as the cold opening at dress rehearsal, in which Ana Gasteyer said "Live from New York".
| Sketch |
| Seann William Scott | ... | Jason Stamper |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Jill Butt |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ian Tombelson Still |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dennis Eschenberg Still |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Visceral Editorial on Israel | |
| Tracy Morgan |
Commentary on racial profiling | |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Joke-offSevered penis | |
| Chevy Chase | ... | Land Shark |
| Sketch | Show Your Patriotism |
| Seann William Scott | ... | employee |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barbara |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dale McGrew |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Show |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Señor Guadalupe Ramirez |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Antonio Banderas |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Zahn |
| John Zonars | ... | Gatos Picantes member |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at the 09.29.2001 dress rehearsal.
| Commercial |
| Seann William Scott | ... | client |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | client |
| Chris Kattan | ... | client |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | client |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | client |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Porn Star |
| Seann William Scott | ... | Josh |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Terry |
| Seth Meyers | ... | waiter |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Seann William Scott | 8 | 1 | |||
| Sum41 | 2 | ||||
| Chevy Chase | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 3 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 7 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Dean Edwards | |||||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 2 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Zonars | 1 | 1 | |||
| 67 | 12 | 15 | 5 | 2 |