| Sketch | Birthday Party |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Cassie Winthrop |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kurt Al-Darwish |
⁕The name of Ana Gasteyer's husband Charlie McKittrick is used to refer to an offscreen character.