| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Show | Gemini's Twin Weekend |
| Musical Performance | "New York, New York" |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Tina Fey | ... | Miss Polaski |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | photographer |
| Sketch | Birthday Party |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kurt Al-Darwish |
| Cartoon |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Marlon Brando Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lavert |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwyneth's agent |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | stylist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hugh Grant |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Gary's owner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rebecca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carmelo |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Charles Rembert | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Sketch | Formal |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Cold Opening | Presidential Address |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In the live show, Will Ferrell says "Live from New York" in Arabic with English subtitles. In reruns, this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, in which he says it in English with Arabic subtitles.
| Sketch | Formal |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Maureen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Denise McDenna |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat Sullivan |
| Tina Fey | ... | Miss Polaski |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Frankie Hilbert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | photographer |
| Show | Gemini's Twin Weekend |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Chantarelle |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jonette |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Britanica |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Sway |
| Sketch | Birthday Party |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Cassie Winthrop |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Leslie Attebury |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ginger Attebury |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kurt Al-Darwish |
⁕The name of Ana Gasteyer's husband Charlie McKittrick is used to refer to an offscreen character.
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | llama Voice |
| Charles Rembert | Voice | |
| Dino Stamatopoulos | ... | Michael Jackson Voice |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Bubbles Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Elephant Man bones Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Marlon Brando Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Rudy Giuliani
Commentary on the NYC mayoral election |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mike Bloomberg |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jasper Hahn |
| Sketch |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Tammy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Paul |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | mother |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Elizabeth |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Mango |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ||
| Matt Damon | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lavert |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwyneth's agent |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | stylist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hugh Grant |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
♬Toni Basil - "Hey Mickey"
| Show |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ... | Patricia Veleez |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Gary's owner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rebecca |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carmelo |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Gwyneth Paltrow | 7 | ||||
| Ryan Adams | 1 | ||||
| Matt Damon | 1 | ||||
| Dr. John | 1 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| Charles Rembert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dino Stamatopoulos | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 2 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 4 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | 3 | ||
| 55 | 13 | 8 | 10 |