| Sketch | Mango |
| Gwyneth Paltrow | ||
| Matt Damon | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | student |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Lavert |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwyneth's agent |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | stylist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | student |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Harvey |
| Dean Edwards | ... | student |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Hugh Grant |
| Jeff Richards | ... | student |
♬Toni Basil - "Hey Mickey"