| Monologue |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Donna Richards | ||
| Ken Scarborough | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Scott Wainio | ... | audience member |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | audience member |