December 1, 2001S27E7 #512
| Host: | Derek Jeter |
| Musical Guests: | Bubba Sparxxx, Shakira |
| Cameos: | David Cone, David Wells |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Sketch | Masseuse |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Musical Performance | "Whenever, Wherever" |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Musical Performance | "Ugly", "Lovely" |
| Miscellaneous | A Holiday Treat For All |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Monologue |
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Scott Wainio | ... | audience member |
| Commercial | Preparation H |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Commercial | Muchas Iglesias |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Susan |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Enrique Iglesias |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Julio Iglesias Jr. |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Heather |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | fan |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shaunice Clemens |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | spectator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Patrice Williams |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice Knoblauch |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Felice Rivera |
| Commercial | Derek Jeter's Taco Hole |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Freddy Fender |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Greg Fields, Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cynthia Davis, mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Johndrow, Patrick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie Falloure, Bridget |
| Jeff Richards | ... | teammate |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Seth Meyers | ... | henchman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rachmed |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwenevere |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tracy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Monologue |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Scott Wainio | ... | audience member |
| Commercial | Preparation H |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Commercial | Muchas Iglesias |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Dumberto Iglesias |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Susan |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Enrique Iglesias |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Julio Iglesias Jr. |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Heather |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | fan |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Candice Soriano |
| David Cone | ... | skank |
| David Wells | ... | skank |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shaunice Clemens |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | spectator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Patrice Williams |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice Knoblauch |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Felice Rivera |
| Commercial | Derek Jeter's Taco Hole |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Freddy Fender |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Greg Fields, Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cynthia Davis, mother |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Johndrow, Patrick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie Falloure, Bridget |
| Jeff Richards | ... | teammate |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Seth Meyers |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Seth Meyers | ... | henchman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rachmed |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Glen |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwenevere |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tracy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Derek Jeter | 8 | ||||
| Bubba Sparxxx | 1 | ||||
| Shakira | 1 | ||||
| David Cone | 1 | ||||
| David Wells | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 7 | 1 | |||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Patrick Ferrell | 2 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| 69 | 6 | 6 |