| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Sketch | Masseuse |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Musical Performance | "Whenever, Wherever" |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Musical Performance | "Ugly", "Lovely" |
| Miscellaneous | A Holiday Treat For All |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Donna Richards | ||
| Ken Scarborough | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Scott Wainio | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Susan |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Enrique Iglesias |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Julio Iglesias Jr. |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | fan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Heather |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shaunice Clemens |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Patrice Williams |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Felice Rivera |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice Knoblauch |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | spectator |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Freddy Fender |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Greg Fields /Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cynthia Davis /mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Johndrow /Patrick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie Falloure /Bridget |
| Jeff Richards | ... | teammate |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Point/CounterpointDerek Jeter Sucks |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rachmed |
| Seth Meyers | ... | henchman |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwenevere |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tracy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | A Holiday Treat For All |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Cold Opening | You Might Be a Terrorist |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Wally Feresten | ||
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | audience member |
| Matt Piedmont | ... | audience member |
| Donna Richards | ||
| Ken Scarborough | ... | audience member |
| T. Sean Shannon | ... | audience member |
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Scott Wainio | ... | audience member |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | skateboarder |
| Chris Kattan | ... | skateboarder |
| Dean Edwards | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | skateboarder |
| Seth Meyers | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jeff Richards | ... | skateboarder |
| Commercial |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Dumberto Iglesias |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Susan |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Enrique Iglesias |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Julio Iglesias Jr. |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | fan |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Heather |
| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Candice Soriano |
| David Cone | ... | skank |
| David Wells | ... | skank |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shaunice Clemens |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Patrice Williams |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Felice Rivera |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice Knoblauch |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | spectator |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | spectator |
| Kelly Kirklyn | ... | spectator |
| Sketch | Masseuse |
| Derek Jeter | ... | customer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gary |
♬Enya - "Only Time"
♬Elton John - "Your Song"
♬Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons - "December, 1963 (Oh What A Night!)"
| Commercial |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | employee |
| Will Ferrell | ... | employee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Freddy Fender |
| Dean Edwards | ... | employee |
| Show | Dealing with Mom and Dad |
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Justin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Greg Fields /Gary |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Cynthia Davis /mother |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | TV announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Johndrow /Patrick |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie Falloure /Bridget |
| Jeff Richards | ... | teammate |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Derek Jeter | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Point/CounterpointDerek Jeter Sucks |
| Sketch | Pep Talk |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | henchman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rachmed |
| Seth Meyers | ... | henchman |
| Al Nazemian | ... | henchman |
| Sketch | Man Perm |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Glen |
| Will Ferrell | ... | John |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Gwenevere |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tracy |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | guest |
| Miscellaneous | A Holiday Treat For All |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Chris Kattan | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Derek Jeter | 8 | ||||
| Bubba Sparxxx | 1 | ||||
| Shakira | 1 | ||||
| David Cone | 1 | ||||
| David Wells | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 7 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 2 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Wally Feresten | 1 | ||||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 2 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 2 | |||
| Matt Piedmont | 1 | ||||
| Donna Richards | 1 | ||||
| Ken Scarborough | 1 | ||||
| T. Sean Shannon | 1 | ||||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| Scott Wainio | 1 | ||||
| Patrick Ferrell | 2 | ||||
| Kelly Kirklyn | 1 | ||||
| Al Nazemian | 1 | ||||
| 78 | 6 | 10 |