| Sketch | Yankee Wives |
| Derek Jeter | ... | Candice Soriano |
| David Cone | ... | skank |
| David Wells | ... | skank |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shaunice Clemens |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | spectator |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Patrice Williams |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Clarice Knoblauch |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Felice Rivera |