December 15, 2001S27E9 #514
| Host: | Ellen DeGeneres |
| Musical Guest: | No Doubt |
| Cameo: | Rudy Giuliani |
| Cold Opening | CBS News Special Report |
| Sketch | Nativity Scene |
| Sketch | Kitty Singleton |
| Film | The Narrator That Ruined Christmas |
| Musical Performance | "Hey Baby" |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Sketch | Family Vacation |
| Sketch | Dad's New Girlfriend |
| Sketch | Snow Globe |
| Musical Performance | "Hella Good" |
| Cold Opening | CBS News Special Report |
| Jim Downey | ... | translator Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | soldier |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Shaykh Al-Ghamdi |
| Sketch | Kitty Singleton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | commando |
| Will Ferrell | ... | commando |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rhonda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Dr. Billingham |
| Film | The Narrator That Ruined Christmas |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | child Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rudolph Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mrs. Claus Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Mr. Snowman Voice |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Michael Portanova |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Charlie Rose |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Sketch | Snow Globe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Tiny Tim's mom |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tiny Tim's dad |
| Cold Opening | CBS News Special Report |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather Live |
| Cold Opening | CBS News Special Report |
| Jim Downey | ... | translator Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Osama bin Laden |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | soldier |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Shaykh Al-Ghamdi |
| Sketch | Nativity Scene |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ... | Cheryl Cheyenne-Cassidy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Marty Culp |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Bobbi Mohan-Culp |
| Sketch | Kitty Singleton |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ... | Kitty Singleton |
| Dean Edwards | ... | commando |
| Will Ferrell | ... | commando |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Rhonda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Dr. Billingham |
| Film | The Narrator That Ruined Christmas |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tom Brokaw Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | child Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Rudolph Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mrs. Claus Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Mr. Snowman Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tracy Morgan | ||
| Rudy Giuliani |
| Sketch | Mango |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Michael Portanova |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Charlie Rose |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Bruce Vilanch |
| Sketch | Family Vacation |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ... | mother |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | daughter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | son |
| Will Ferrell | ... | father |
| Sketch | Dad's New Girlfriend |
| Ellen DeGeneres | ... | Nancy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Allen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Derek |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Claire |
| Sketch | Snow Globe |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ebenezer Scrooge |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Lynne Cheney |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Tiny Tim's mom |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Tiny Tim |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Tiny Tim's dad |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ellen DeGeneres | 6 | ||||
| No Doubt | 2 | ||||
| Rudy Giuliani | 1 | ||||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 3 | 3 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 46 | 3 | 7 | 9 |