| Sketch | Russell Putnam, Investigative Reporter |
| Jack Black | ... | Russell Putnam |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | stoner |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Mayor Holcomb |
| Chris Kattan | ... | aide |
| Amy Poehler | ... | stoner |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Janice Wilkinson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | stoner |
| Dean Edwards | ... | stoner |
| Seth Meyers | ... | stoner |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Phil Jensen |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |