| Cold Opening | The Women's Downhill |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Martha Stewart |
| Musical Performance | "I'm Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman" |
| Sketch | Episode 16: The Creature From Vormula |
| Show | 9 News Morning Edition |
| Musical Performance | "Boys" |
| Cold Opening | The Women's Downhill |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mormon |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tiffany Lane |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lisa Grant |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hamiz Al-Sharif |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Martha Stewart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | scorekeeper |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Geraldo Rivera
/war correspondent Report from Somalia |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesThe Winter Olympics | |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Sketch | Episode 16: The Creature From Vormula |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Diane Warren |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Spuzz |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jonette |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian Grazer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Britanica |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Show | 9 News Morning Edition |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark Dante |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Carlson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Judy Nelson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Steve Lumm |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | The Leather Man |
| Will Ferrell | ... | customer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Choo Choo |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Geraldo Rivera
/war correspondent Report from Somalia |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Cold Opening | The Women's Downhill |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Mormon |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mormon |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bob Costas Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Tiffany Lane |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lisa Grant |
| Seth Meyers | ... | reporter Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕At dress rehearsal, Britney Spears played Amy Poehler's role, and Chris Kattan played Dan Aykroyd's role.
| Show |
| Britney Spears | ... | Gabby Connors |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Doc Ellis |
| Sketch |
| Britney Spears | ... | Skipper |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Ken |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Barbie |
| Sketch |
| Britney Spears | ... | Summer |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Jeff |
♬Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You Out of My Head"
♬"Frasier" Theme
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Hamiz Al-Sharif |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from Martha Stewart |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Martha Stewart |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕This sketch was used as the cold opening at dress rehearsal, in which Ana Gasteyer said "Live from New York".
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | scorekeeper |
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Geraldo Rivera
/war correspondent Report from Somalia |
| Jimmy Fallon |
Song ParodiesThe Winter Olympics | |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Sketch | Episode 16: The Creature From Vormula |
| Britney Spears | ... | Kregelera |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Astronaut Jones |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Britney Spears | ... | Dijonaise |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Diane Warren |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Spuzz |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Jonette |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian Grazer |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Britanica |
| Nick Kenkel | ... | dancer |
| Show | 9 News Morning Edition |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark Dante |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Carlson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Judy Nelson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Steve Lumm |
| Sketch |
| Britney Spears | ... | customer |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Judge Lindenwell |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | The Leather Man |
| Will Ferrell | ... | customer |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | customer |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Choo Choo |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Britney Spears | 9 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 3 | ||||
| Justin Timberlake | 2 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 6 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 6 | 3 | 4 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 2 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Nick Kenkel | 1 | ||||
| 65 | 11 | 7 | 11 |