| Sketch | Birthday Lovers |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | John Wellingsly |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | guest |