| Cold Opening | Blake Murder Mystery |
| Sketch | Gay Voicemail |
| Sketch | White Men Black Women |
| Sketch | Ozzy |
| Sketch | The Cardinals |
| Musical Performance | "Youth Of The Nation" |
| Musical Performance | "Alive" |
| Cold Opening | Blake Murder Mystery |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Chuck /caller Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shepard Smith |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Linda Vester |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Frank Wilburn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Fred The Bird Live Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | girl |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | girl |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Jeff Richards | ... | guy |
| Sketch | Gay Voicemail |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Vicky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Don |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | system voice Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | coworker |
| Dean Edwards | ... | coworker |
| Jeff Richards | ... | coworker |
| Sketch | White Men Black Women |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maureen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kenny |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ann |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jerry Price |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Eleanor Johnson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dave |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cora |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Alberta |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean |
| Jeff Richards | ... | caterer |
| Sketch | Ozzy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jack Osbourne |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Dean Edwards | ... | cameraman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | technician |
| Jeff Richards | ... | technician |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | boom mic operator |
| John Zonars | ... | drummer |
| Sketch | The Cardinals |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | William H. Keeler |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Edward Egan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Francis George |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Adam Maida |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Theodore McCarrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Ally McBeal
Commentary on the cancellation of her show |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Tobey Maguire
Preview of the Spider-Man movie |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Savannah Dakota Fey /Tina's daughter |
| Sketch | Birthday Lovers |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | guest |
| Cartoon |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | assistant Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Daniel P. Moynihan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Lorne Michaels Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Pook Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | ranger Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Ally McBeal
Commentary on the cancellation of her show |
| Cold Opening | Blake Murder Mystery |
| Sketch | Ozzy |
| Sketch | The Cardinals |
| Cartoon |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Daniel P. Moynihan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Lorne Michaels Voice |
| Cold Opening | Blake Murder Mystery |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Chuck /caller Voice |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Shepard Smith |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Linda Vester |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Frank Wilburn |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Fred The Bird Live Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Tina Fey | ... | girl |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | girl |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | guy |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | girl |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guy |
| Jeff Richards | ... | guy |
♬The Diamonds - "Little Darlin'"
| Sketch | Gay Voicemail |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Larry Henderson |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Vicky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Don |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Stephanie |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | system voice Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | coworker |
| Dean Edwards | ... | coworker |
| Jeff Richards | ... | coworker |
♬Kylie Minogue - "Can't Get You Out of My Head"
♬Frankie Goes To Hollywood - "Relax"
| Sketch | White Men Black Women |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tom |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Maureen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | guest |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Kenny |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Ann |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jerry Price |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Eleanor Johnson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dave |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cora |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Alberta |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Sean |
| Jeff Richards | ... | caterer |
| Sketch | Ozzy |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | roadie |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kelly Osbourne |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jack Osbourne |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Osbourne |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ozzy Osbourne |
| Dean Edwards | ... | cameraman |
| Seth Meyers | ... | technician |
| Jeff Richards | ... | technician |
| Dean Obeidallah | ... | boom mic operator |
| John Zonars | ... | drummer |
♬Ozzy Osbourne - "Mama, I'm Coming Home"
| Sketch | The Cardinals |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Pope John Paul II |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | William H. Keeler |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Edward Egan |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Francis George |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Adam Maida |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Theodore McCarrick |
| Steve Higgins | ... | narrator Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... |
Ally McBeal
Commentary on the cancellation of her show |
| Seth Meyers | ... |
Tobey Maguire
Preview of the Spider-Man movie |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Savannah Dakota Fey /Tina's daughter |
⁕The Tobey Maguire commentary originally appeared at the 04.13.2002 dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Birthday Lovers |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | John Wellingsly |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | guest |
| Chris Parnell | ... | guest |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | guest |
| Seth Meyers | ... | guest |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | guest |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tony Bennett |
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | David Gest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Liza Minnelli |
| Cartoon |
| Doug Dale | ... | Kogi Voice |
| Carol Lee Shahid | ... | Mindy Voice |
| Carol Lee Shahid | ... | Sheila Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | assistant Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Daniel P. Moynihan Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Lorne Michaels Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Pook Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | ranger Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 2 | |||
| P.O.D. | 2 | ||||
| Doug Dale | 1 | 1 | |||
| Carol Lee Shahid | 1 | 2 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 7 | 2 | 2 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 3 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Dean Obeidallah | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | 5 | ||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| John Zonars | 1 | ||||
| 80 | 3 | 21 | 18 |