| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Show | Last Call |
| Cartoon | Bambi 2002 |
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Musical Performance | "Without Me" |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | relative |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Casey |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | actress |
| Sketch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mouse |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentStreaker | |
| Chris Parnell |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gerry Spence |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Shawn Secunda |
| Chris Parnell | ... | judge |
| Show |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Emily |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Cold Opening | Briefing |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Carla |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Condoleezza Rice |
| Cartoon | Bambi 2002 |
| Jared Fogel | Voice | |
| David Spade | Voice | |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Bambi's mother Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | grandma |
| Will Ferrell | ... | relative |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | relative |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Background Actors |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | actress |
| Will Ferrell | ... | actor |
| Chris Kattan | ... | actor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Casey |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | actress |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | actress |
| Sketch |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Janet |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jarret |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Jonathan Feinstein |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Mouse |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gobi |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Nicki Hilton |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Paris Hilton |
| Chris Kattan |
Terrible ReenactmentStreaker | |
| Chris Parnell | ||
| Kirsten Dunst |
| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Anna Kournikova |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gerry Spence |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Shawn Secunda |
| Chris Parnell | ... | judge |
| Show |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Jenna Jenaya |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Tina Fey | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Emily |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Sketch |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Tamara DeMarco |
| Eminem | ||
| Proof | ||
| Dean Edwards | ... | dancer |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Kyle DeMarco |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Sean DeMarco |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Kirsten Dunst | 9 | 2 | |||
| Eminem | 2 | ||||
| Proof | 2 | ||||
| Jared Fogel | 1 | 1 | |||
| David Spade | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Ana Gasteyer | 4 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | |||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 3 | |||
| Jeff Richards | |||||
| Maya Rudolph | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| 60 | 8 | 9 | 7 |