| Sketch | Kournikova vs. Penthouse |
| Kirsten Dunst | ... | Anna Kournikova |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bob Guccione |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | reporter |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Gerry Spence |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | judge |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Shawn Secunda |
♬"Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In" Theme