| Cold Opening | Jimmy Carter in Cuba |
| Sketch | Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny |
| Sketch | Bearologist |
| Show | Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold |
| Musical Performance | "We Are All Made Of Stars" |
| Musical Performance | "South Side" |
| Miscellaneous | Will's Final Show |
| Cold Opening | Jimmy Carter in Cuba |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fidel Castro Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jimmy Carter |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | interpreter Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dan Langenheim |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Nick |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike Anderson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don Alexander |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David |
| Sketch | Bearologist |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kenneth |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bruce Matthews |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Blanche Matthews |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | police officer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Commercial |
| Tina Fey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | user |
| Amy Poehler | ... | user |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | user |
| Show | Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shayna |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hugh Hefner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Alana Divine |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | assistant |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amber |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beverly |
| Dean Edwards | ... | assistant |
| Paula Pell | ... | assistant |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Commentary on baby panic | |
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl |
| Sketch | Hot Tub |
| Sketch | Hot Tub |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin#6 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dave#2 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin#6 |
| Cold Opening | Jimmy Carter in Cuba |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fidel Castro Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jimmy Carter#1 |
| Game Show |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Bjork |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dave Matthews |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Alex Trebek#12 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery#13 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Boyd Tinsley |
| Cold Opening | Jimmy Carter in Cuba |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fidel Castro Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jimmy Carter#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | interpreter Live |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Bjork |
| Alex Trebek | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dave Matthews |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Alex Trebek#12 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Sean Connery#13 |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Boyd Tinsley |
| Sketch | Uncle Mike & Uncle Danny |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Julie |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dan Langenheim |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Nick |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike Anderson |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Don Alexander |
| Seth Meyers | ... | David |
| Sketch | Bearologist |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Heidi Larsen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kenneth |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Bruce Matthews |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Blanche Matthews |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | police officer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Chris Matthews |
⁕This sketch originally appeared at three previous dress rehearsals: 11.10.2001, 11.17.2001, and 02.02.2002.
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Commercial |
| Winona Ryder | ... | user |
| Tina Fey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | user |
| Amy Poehler | ... | user |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | user |
⁕This sketch was filmed at dress rehearsal.
| Show | Girl Next Door: The Search For A Playboy Centerfold |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Missy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shayna |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hugh Hefner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Alana Divine |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | assistant |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amber#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beverly |
| Dean Edwards | ... | assistant |
| Paula Pell | ... | assistant |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Tina Fey |
Commentary on baby panic | |
| Rachel Dratch | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Neil Diamond#5 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Gay Hitler#3 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera#4 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl#4 |
| Neil Diamond |
⁕Tina Fey looks up at the audience in response to someone loudly laughing at one of Jimmy Fallon's jokes.
⁕The real Neil Diamond did not appear at dress rehearsal.
| Sketch | Hot Tub |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Clarissa |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Virginia Klarvin#6 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Dave#2 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Roger Klarvin#6 |
| Sketch |
| Winona Ryder | ||
| Moby | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ron#5 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mango#16 |
| Jeff Richards | ... | security guard |
| Mick Leroy | ... | security guard |
♬Gerhard Narholz - "Swinging Pizzicato"
♬Rod Stewart - "Infatuation"
♬Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes - "Up Where We Belong"
♬Everything But The Girl - "Missing"
| Miscellaneous | Will's Final Show |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Winona Ryder | 8 | 1 | |||
| Moby | 3 | ||||
| Neil Diamond | 1 | ||||
| Alex Trebek | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Will Ferrell | 10 | 2 | 4 | ||
| Tina Fey | 4 | 1 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 6 | 3 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Jeff Richards | 3 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 1 | ||||
| Mick Leroy | 1 | ||||
| 83 | 8 | 10 | 4 |