| Show | Girl Next Door |
| Winona Ryder | ... | Missy |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Shayna |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Hugh Hefner |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Alana Divine |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | assistant |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amber |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Beverly |
| Dean Edwards | ... | assistant |
| Paula Pell | ... | assistant |