| Show | To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | David Pemberton |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | the real Gillian Woodward |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | judge |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gillian Woodward |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jessica |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lifetime announcer Voice |