October 19, 2002S28E3 #528
| Host: | Sen. John McCain |
| Musical Guest: | The White Stripes |
Voice Cameos: | Steve Carell, Bill Chott, Stephen Colbert |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television |
| Show | To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story |
| Cartoon | The Ambiguously Gay Duo The Third Leg Of Justice |
| Musical Performance | "Dead Leaves And The Dirty Ground" |
| Musical Performance | "We're Going To Be Friends" |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rasheed Al-Mulakh |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pervez Al-Huwayah |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Daljit Kalakh Galanlaneesh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Show | To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | the real Gillian Woodward |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | judge |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gillian Woodward |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jessica |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lifetime announcer Voice |
| Show | Wake Up Wakefield! |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Dooley |
| Cartoon | The Ambiguously Gay Duo The Third Leg Of Justice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Show | Hardball |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rebecca DeWitt |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Harry Belafonte |
| Cold Opening | Iraqi State Television |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Rasheed Al-Mulakh |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Pervez Al-Huwayah |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Daljit Kalakh Galanlaneesh |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Show | Hardball |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | John Ashcroft |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Rebecca DeWitt |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Harry Belafonte |
| Show | To Love, Honor and Stalk: The Gillian Woodward Story |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | David Pemberton |
| Jim Downey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | the real Gillian Woodward |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | judge |
| Chris Kattan | ... | attorney |
| Chris Parnell | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gillian Woodward |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jessica |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Lifetime announcer Voice |
| Show | Wake Up Wakefield! |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | Pete Van Bleet |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sheldon |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Randy Goldman |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Megan |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Banglian |
| Cartoon | The Ambiguously Gay Duo The Third Leg Of Justice |
| Stephen Colbert | ... | Ace Voice |
| Steve Carell | ... | Gary Voice |
| Robert Smigel | Voice |
| Show | Meet The Press |
| Sen. John McCain | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Show | Top O' The Morning |
| Sen. John McCain | ... | Frank McCourt |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Patrick Fitzwilliam |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | William Fitzpatrick |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Dooley |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Sen. John McCain | 7 | 2 | |||
| The White Stripes | 2 | ||||
| Stephen Colbert | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Carell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dean Edwards | |||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 1 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 2 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| 44 | 8 | 7 | 11 |