November 9, 2002S28E5 #530
| Host: | Nia Vardalos |
| Musical Guest: | Eve |
| Cameo: | Jean Fey |
| Cold Opening | Republican Majority |
| Sketch | Sushi Bar |
| Show | CBS News Special Report |
| Sketch | Bikini Wax |
| Musical Performance | "Gangsta Lovin'" |
| Musical Performance | "Satisfaction" |
| Show | Community Accents |
| Sketch | Sushi Bar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | waiter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Show | CBS News Special Report |
| Fred Armisen | ... | the kid who wears the fedora |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Erica Faust |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Trip Keating |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom Johnson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Steven Carr |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Noelle LaForge |
| Show | The Ferey Mühtar Talk Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | drummer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tarik Ozekial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Yebet Farak |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ferey Mühtar |
| Sketch | The Falconer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | waiter |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | waiter |
| Commercial | Pier 1 Imports |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | employee |
| Commercial | Dropping The L.B.'s With Missy E |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | client |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Missy Elliott |
| Jeff Richards | ... | client |
| Show | Community Accents |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Calvin Bailey |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Peter Cosamo |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Sketch | Sushi Bar |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Anita |
| Fred Armisen | ... | waiter |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Show | CBS News Special Report |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Gwendolyn Schnur |
| Fred Armisen | ... | the kid who wears the fedora |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Erica Faust |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Trip Keating |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom Johnson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Steven Carr |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Noelle LaForge |
| Show | The Ferey Mühtar Talk Show |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Jacaleechy Alaal |
| Fred Armisen | ... | drummer |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tarik Ozekial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Yebet Farak |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Ferey Mühtar |
| Sketch | The Falconer |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Ken's ex-wife |
| Fred Armisen | ... | waiter |
| Will Forte | ... | The Falconer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | waiter |
| Commercial | Pier 1 Imports |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Kirstie Alley |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | customer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | employee |
| Commercial | Dropping The L.B.'s With Missy E |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | client |
| Eve | ... | Dr. Simone |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | client |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Missy Elliott |
| Jeff Richards | ... | client |
| Commercial | Glenda Goodwin, Attorney at Law |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Joan Petricelli |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | client |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Glenda Goodwin |
| Show | Community Accents |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Jodi Patos |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Calvin Bailey |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Peter Cosamo |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nia Vardalos | 10 | 1 | |||
| Eve | 3 | ||||
| Jean Fey | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | ||||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 4 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 2 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 2 | |||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 4 | 4 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 57 | 7 | 4 | 7 |