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January 11, 2003S28E9 #534

Cold Opening

Address

Maya Rudolph ... translator Live Voice
Horatio Sanz ... Kim Jong Il Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Monologue
Rachel Dratch ... Judith Weinstock
Chris Parnell ... Harvey Weinstock
Commercial

Joe Hetero

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Seth Meyers ... Joe
Commercial

Joe Caucasian

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Tracy Morgan ... Joe
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Sketch

Career Day

Amy Poehler ... teacher
Seth Meyers ... Glenn Corbin
Commercial

Joe Not-A-Rapist

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Chris Parnell ... Joe
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Chris Kattan ... Claude Vorilhon
Amy Poehler ... Briggitte Boisselier
Rachel Dratch ... Qrplt*xk /Baby Eve
Will Forte ... Michael Sanders /Jimmy's old buddy
Chris Kattan ... Gay Hitler
Eric Slovin ... Shakespearean actor
Sketch

Aquarium Repairmen

Jimmy Fallon ... repairman
Amy Poehler ... wife
Maya Rudolph ... guest
Horatio Sanz ... Bobby
Fred Armisen ... Mr. Daily
Will Forte ... Dr. Arthur Sherwood
Seth Meyers ... guest
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Commercial

Joe Dude

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Tina Fey ... Joe
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Sketch

The Terrye Funck Hour

Commercial

Stripper Pole

Rachel Dratch ... guest
Tracy Morgan ... spokesperson
Chris Parnell ... guest
Amy Poehler ... Busty Canyon
Dean Edwards ... spokesperson
Will Forte ... guest
Seth Meyers ... guest
Sketch

Career Day

Jeff Gordon ... Captain Jack Kelly
Show

Star Dates

Jeff Gordon ... Jack
Sketch

Aquarium Repairmen

Jeff Gordon ... Roger
Sketch

The Terrye Funck Hour

Jeff Gordon ... Rickye Funck
Sketch

Career Day

Jessica Peters ... Julia
Cold Opening

Address

Maya Rudolph ... translator Live Voice
Horatio Sanz ... Kim Jong Il Live
Don Pardo ... announcer Voice
Monologue
Jeff Gordon
Rachel Dratch ... Judith Weinstock
Chris Parnell ... Harvey Weinstock
Commercial

Joe Hetero

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Seth Meyers ... Joe
Show

Brian Fellow's Safari Planet

Jeff Gordon ... Robert Forgey
Tracy Morgan ... Brian Fellow
Tracy Morgan ... Brian's mother
Horatio Sanz ... Jose Cruz
Commercial

Joe Caucasian

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Tracy Morgan ... Joe
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Sketch

Career Day

Jeff Gordon ... Captain Jack Kelly
Jessica Peters ... Julia
Amy Poehler ... teacher
Seth Meyers ... Glenn Corbin
Commercial

Joe Not-A-Rapist

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Chris Parnell ... Joe
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant
Weekend Update
Amy Poehler ... announcer Voice
Jimmy Fallon
Tina Fey
Chris Kattan ... Claude Vorilhon
Amy Poehler ... Briggitte Boisselier
Rachel Dratch ... Qrplt*xk /Baby Eve
Will Forte ... Michael Sanders /Jimmy's old buddy
Chris Kattan ... Gay Hitler
Eric Slovin ... Shakespearean actor
Sketch

Aquarium Repairmen

Jeff Gordon ... Roger
Jimmy Fallon ... repairman
Amy Poehler ... wife
Maya Rudolph ... guest
Horatio Sanz ... Bobby
Fred Armisen ... Mr. Daily
Will Forte ... Dr. Arthur Sherwood
Seth Meyers ... guest
Steve Higgins ... announcer Voice
Commercial

Joe Dude

Rachel Dratch ... contestant
Tina Fey ... Joe
Chris Parnell ... announcer Voice
Amy Poehler ... contestant
Maya Rudolph ... contestant

An additional "Joe" segment entitled "Joe Huge-Penis" appeared at dress rehearsal.

Sketch

The Terrye Funck Hour

Jeff Gordon ... Rickye Funck
Chris Parnell ... Terrye Funck
Commercial

Stripper Pole

Rachel Dratch ... guest
Tracy Morgan ... spokesperson
Chris Parnell ... guest
Amy Poehler ... Busty Canyon
Dean Edwards ... spokesperson
Will Forte ... guest
Seth Meyers ... guest

Ginuwine - "Pony"

R. Kelly - "Bump and Grind"

Big Daddy Kane - "Warm It Up, Kane"