| Sketch |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Tommy Wallace |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress#1 |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun#1 |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress#1 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey#1 |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |