| Sketch | The Rialto Grande |
| Ray Liotta | ... | Tommy Wallace |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mackey |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Rodney "The Zipper" Calzoun |
| Tina Fey | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Buddy Mills |
| Amy Poehler | ... | cocktail waitress |
| Jeff Richmond | ... | pianist |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | cocktail waitress |