| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Khalid Shaikh Mohammed Commentary on his picture |
| Jeff Richards | ... |
Dustin Hoffman The Update DoorCommentary on the Grammys |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Trevor The Broadway Guy |
| Eric Slovin | ... | Thomas Jefferson |
⁕In reruns, all of the guest segments are replaced with the dress rehearsal version.