| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit#5 /embedded reporter |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Drunk Girl#7 |
| Will Forte | ... |
U-S-Amen singer Performs a song about boycotts |
| Chris Parnell | ... | U-S-Amen singer |
| Eric Slovin | ... | magician |
⁕In reruns, Jimmy's cow dung wristwatch joke is replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, he's not wearing a wristwatch, and after the joke, Tina Fey ad-libs "What watch? There's no watch."
♬Baha Men - "Who Let The Dogs Out"