| Show |
| Kelly Ripa | ... | Geri Halliwell |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lady Cornelia Dumpster-Trashington |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien#5 /Lord Epson Carlyle Smythe Pat O'Brien |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ian Gerrard#1 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Zoe Anderton#1 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕Part of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.