| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Andrew Card |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Andrew Card |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"