| Show | The Swan |
| Musical Performance | "Tipsy" |
| Sketch | Roller Rink |
| Sketch | Family Barbecue |
| Film | The Adventures of Harold |
| Musical Sketch | Summertime |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Andrew Card |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Monologue |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Olsen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Will Forte | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley Olsenberger |
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Olsen |
| Show | The Swan |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | FOX News anchor |
| Tina Fey | ... | Jasmine Ranseed |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dr. Simone |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Lance Haggart |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amber |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amanda Byram |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | judge |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jimmy Fallon |
Review of "Troy" | |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Costas Popakanstantis /Greek contractor Report on construction for the Olympics |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jack Cackinstackis |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti Sylviac |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Sylviac |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Roller Rink |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Paulson twin |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paulson twin |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Don Pardo |
| Sketch | Family Barbecue |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen |
| Will Forte | ... | police officer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joel |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | John |
| Rich Talarico | ... | police officer |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Andrew Card |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Cold Opening |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Andrew Card |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| Monologue |
| Ashley Olsen | ||
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Mrs. Olsen |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Will Forte | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | emcee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley Olsenberger |
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Mr. Olsen |
⁕During the prom segment, the banner that lowers from the ceiling breaks loose on the right side. A photo from dress rehearsal shows that it reads "30 Rock Your Body", a reference to the nickname of the NBC building.
| Sketch |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | photographer |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | photographer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | celebrity photographer |
| Chiko Mendez | ... | Marc Anthony |
| Commercial |
| Ashley Olsen | ||
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ||
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Ashley Olsen | ||
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Joey Mack |
| Steve Higgins | ... | call sign announcer Voice |
| Show | The Swan |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | Vicki's reflection |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | Vicki |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | FOX News anchor |
| Tina Fey | ... | Jasmine Ranseed |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dr. Simone |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Lance Haggart |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amber |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Amanda Byram |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Paula Pell | ... | judge |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Jimmy Fallon |
Review of "Troy" | |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Costas Popakanstantis /Greek contractor Report on construction for the Olympics |
| Commercial |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | Jackie Halderback |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | Mattie Halderback |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Jack Cackinstackis |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti Sylviac |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Sylviac |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Ashley Olsen | ||
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Pat O'Brien |
| Seth Meyers | ... | actor |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Betty Faye Olsen |
| Sketch | Roller Rink |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | young Paulson twin |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | young Paulson twin |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Paulson twin |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Kip Bloater |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wayne Bloater |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paulson twin |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
| Don Pardo |
| Sketch | Family Barbecue |
| Ashley Olsen | ... | Jeanne |
| Mary-Kate Olsen | ... | Jamie |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Helen |
| Will Forte | ... | police officer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Joel |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mike |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | John |
| Rich Talarico | ... | police officer |
| Musical Sketch | Summertime |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashley Olsen | 9 | ||||
| Mary-Kate Olsen | 9 | ||||
| J-Kwon | 1 | ||||
| David Brown | 1 | ||||
| Lou Wagner | 1 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | 3 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 7 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | ||||
| Paula Pell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rich Talarico | 1 | ||||
| Chiko Mendez | 1 | 1 | |||
| 83 | 7 | 7 | 6 |