| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Musical Performance | "My Place" |
| Sketch | Escalator |
| Sketch | Wedding |
| Musical Performance | "Na-Nana-Na" |
| Film | A Night at Camp David |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer Live |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Theresa |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George O'Dell |
| Will Forte | ... | Adrian Letson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ken Gardner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Larry Thurlow |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Steve Cordier |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John
Performs a song about Taiwan |
| Sketch | Escalator |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | shopper |
| Will Forte | ... | rescue worker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | shopper |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gail |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Maria |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | shopper |
| Rob Riggle | ... | rescue worker |
| Sketch | Wedding |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Father Matachuck |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Brian Baird |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley Baird |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Joel Baird |
| Weekend Update |
| James Gandolfini | ... |
Tony Soprano /New Jersey Resident Editorial on Jim McGreevey |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#4 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#8 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#5 Live |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Ben Affleck | ... | James Carville |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#71 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#9 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#1 |
| Cold Opening | First Presidential Debate |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#4 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#8 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#5 Live |
| Monologue |
⁕Alec Baldwin says that he has hosted nine times, but he's hosted 11 times.
| Sketch |
| Ben Affleck | ... | Ronnie |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | guest |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Theresa |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Uncle Frank#1 |
⁕In reruns, this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, with a preceding voiceover by Steve Higgins stating that "it worked better."
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George O'Dell |
| Will Forte | ... | Adrian Letson |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Ken Gardner |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Larry Thurlow |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Steve Cordier |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Campaign Stop |
| Ben Affleck | ... | James Carville |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#71 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#9 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#1 |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| James Gandolfini | ... |
Tony Soprano /New Jersey Resident Editorial on Jim McGreevey |
| Ben Affleck |
Response to Matt Damon's statement about blockbusters | |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John#6 Performs a song about Taiwan |
⁕Ben Affleck's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Sketch | Escalator |
| Ben Affleck | ... | shopper |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | shopper |
| Will Forte | ... | rescue worker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | shopper |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gail |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Maria |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | shopper |
| Rob Riggle | ... | rescue worker |
⁕Ben Affleck accidentally says "elevator" instead of "escalator". Also, he briefly breaks character after one of Rachel Dratch's exaggerated screams.
♬Maureen McGovern - "The Morning After"
| Sketch | Wedding |
| Ben Affleck | ... | DJ Rage |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Father Matachuck |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | guest |
| Will Forte | ... | Brian Baird |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley Baird |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Joel Baird |
♬Night Ranger - "Sister Christian"
♬Tone-Loc - "Wild Thing"
♬Marcia Griffiths - "Electric Boogie"
| Film | A Night at Camp David |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Barbara Bush Voice |
| Tina Fey | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Lynyrd Skynyrd - "That Smell"
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ben Affleck | 6 | 1 | |||
| Nelly | 2 | ||||
| Alec Baldwin | 1 | ||||
| James Gandolfini | 1 | ||||
| Jaheim | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Tina Fey | 2 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 4 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | 2 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | |||||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | |||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 49 | 2 | 9 | 5 |