| Sketch | Escalator |
| Ben Affleck | ... | shopper |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | shopper |
| Will Forte | ... | rescue worker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | shopper |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Gail |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Maria |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | shopper |
| Rob Riggle | ... | rescue worker |
⁕Ben Affleck accidentally says "elevator" instead of "escalator". Also, he briefly breaks character after one of Rachel Dratch's exaggerated screams.