| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#8 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#17 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#13 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#3 |
| Paula Pell | ... | Ashley /secretary Voice |
| Cold Opening | Congratulatory Call |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush#8 Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#17 |
| Seth Meyers | ... | John Kerry#13 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Teresa Heinz Kerry#3 |
| Paula Pell | ... | Ashley /secretary Voice |