December 11, 2004S30E7 #572
| Host: | Colin Farrell |
| Musical Guest: | Scissor Sisters |
| Cameos: | Brett Hull, Lindsay Lohan |
Voice Cameo: | Jimmy Fallon |
| Cold Opening | Town Hall Meeting |
| Sketch | Roaches |
| Sketch | Body Search |
| Musical Performance | "Take Your Mama" |
| Sketch | Key Party |
| Sketch | Window Washer |
| Musical Performance | "Comfortably Numb" |
| Cold Opening | Town Hall Meeting |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Miller |
| Will Forte | ... | Parks |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Whitcomb |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Diana Fenton, reporter Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Citro |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | soldier |
| Commercial | Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Edward Turlington |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Roaches |
| John Lutz | ... | roach |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | roach |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | roach |
| Sketch | Body Search |
| Fred Armisen | ... | traveler |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | traveler |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Karen |
| Rob Riggle | ... | officer |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| John Lutz | ... | astronaut Still |
| Sketch | Key Party |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Victor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Loretta |
| Tina Fey | ... | Misty Peppers |
| Will Forte | ... | John George Peppers |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Leslie |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kathy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cheyenne |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Commercial | Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti Sylviac |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Sylviac |
| Sketch | Merv The Perv |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Cold Opening | Town Hall Meeting |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Miller |
| Will Forte | ... | Parks |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | soldier |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Whitcomb |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Diana Fenton, reporter Voice |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Citro |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | soldier |
| Commercial | Turlington's Lower Back Tattoo Remover |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dr. Edward Turlington |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Sketch | Roaches |
| Colin Farrell | ... | guy |
| John Lutz | ... | roach |
| Amy Poehler | ... | girl |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | roach |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | roach |
| Show | ¡Show Biz Grande Explosion! |
| Colin Farrell | ... | Bono |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Manuel Pantalones |
| Sketch | Body Search |
| Colin Farrell | ... | traveler |
| Fred Armisen | ... | traveler |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | traveler |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Karen |
| Rob Riggle | ... | officer |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Brett Hull | ||
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Lindsay Lohan | ||
| John Lutz | ... | astronaut Still |
| Colin Farrell |
| Sketch | Key Party |
| Colin Farrell | ... | Owen |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Victor |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Loretta |
| Tina Fey | ... | Misty Peppers |
| Will Forte | ... | John George Peppers |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ted |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Leslie |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kathy |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Cheyenne |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Sketch | Window Washer |
| Colin Farrell | ... | Dan |
| Will Forte | ... | Marty |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | secretary |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Duncan Sykes |
| Commercial | Pat 'N Patti's Slacks, Snacks, & Knick Knack Shack |
| Colin Farrell | ... | Zach Cackinstackis |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Patti Sylviac |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Pat Sylviac |
| Sketch | Merv The Perv |
| Colin Farrell | ... | Steve The Skeeve |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | employee |
| Seth Meyers | ... | employee |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Mervin Watson |
| Amy Poehler | ... | employee |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | employee |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Colin Farrell | 9 | 1 | |||
| Scissor Sisters | 2 | ||||
| Brett Hull | 1 | ||||
| Lindsay Lohan | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 7 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 2 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | |||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 3 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Lutz | 2 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| 67 | 6 | 2 | 6 | 1 |