| Cold Opening | Tsunami Press Conference |
| Sketch | Trucker Talk |
| Sketch | Paramedics |
| Show | CBS Evening Fraudulent Document Update |
| Sketch | Beaver Ranch |
| Musical Performance | "Somebody Told Me" |
| Sketch | The Not Incredible Adventures Of The Down And Out Dollar |
| Musical Performance | "Mr. Brightside" |
| Cold Opening | Tsunami Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Bush |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tom |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fredricka Whitfield |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lamar |
| Monologue |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Terrell's wife |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris |
| Sketch | Trucker Talk |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fast Lane |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Whiskey Dick |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Stink Finger |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Paramedics |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Logan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | paramedic |
| Amy Poehler | ... | paramedic |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Martinez |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kendall |
| Rob Riggle | ... | paramedic |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilmore |
| Show | CBS Evening Fraudulent Document Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Beaver Ranch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Dot |
| Will Forte | ... | Thew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | friend |
| Amy Poehler | ... | hooker |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | hooker |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby /Cliff Huxtable |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Claire Huxtable |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pam |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Sketch | The Not Incredible Adventures Of The Down And Out Dollar |
| Will Forte | ... | Canadian loonie |
| Seth Meyers | ... | pound note |
| Amy Poehler | ... | dollar |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | yen |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | peso |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Tsunami Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Bush |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fredricka Whitfield |
| Cold Opening | Tsunami Press Conference |
| Fred Armisen | ... | George Bush |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Sharon |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton Live |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tom |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Margaret |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Fredricka Whitfield |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Lamar |
| Monologue |
| Topher Grace | ||
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| John Lutz | ... | audience member |
| Paula Pell | ... | Terrell's wife |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | Terrell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Chris |
| Sketch | Trucker Talk |
| Topher Grace | ... | Leadfoot Cowboy |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fast Lane |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Skeeter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Whiskey Dick |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Stink Finger |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Paramedics |
| Topher Grace | ... | Ricky |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Logan |
| Seth Meyers | ... | paramedic |
| Amy Poehler | ... | paramedic |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Martinez |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Kendall |
| Rob Riggle | ... | paramedic |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Wilmore |
| Show | CBS Evening Fraudulent Document Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Beaver Ranch |
| Topher Grace | ... | Tyler |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Dot |
| Will Forte | ... | Thew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | friend |
| Amy Poehler | ... | hooker |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | hooker |
⁕When Topher Grace asks Rachel Dratch if she has more recent music, the background music immediately changes to "The Lady In Red". Rachel goes to change the record, but then stops and ad-libs "Changed by itself!"
♬Chris de Burgh - "The Lady In Red"
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bill Cosby /Cliff Huxtable |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Claire Huxtable |
| Sketch |
| Topher Grace | ... | Brian |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pam |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Tato |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Nuni Schoener |
| Show |
| Will Forte | ... | Zell Miller |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Matthews |
| Rob Riggle | ... | Howard Dean |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Armstrong Williams |
♬Jean Michel Hervé & Teddy Lasry - "Serial Maniac"
| Sketch | The Not Incredible Adventures Of The Down And Out Dollar |
| Topher Grace | ... | euro |
| Will Forte | ... | Canadian loonie |
| Seth Meyers | ... | pound note |
| Amy Poehler | ... | dollar |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | yen |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | peso |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Topher Grace | 6 | ||||
| The Killers | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 4 | 2 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 4 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 4 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | ||||
| Maya Rudolph | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | ||||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 2 | |||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| J.B. Smoove | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 1 | ||||
| 60 | 6 | 10 | 5 |