| Cold Opening | Neverland Ranch |
| Show | Sheila Choad's Los Angeles Face |
| Sketch | Hot Plates |
| Musical Performance | "Candy Shop" |
| Sketch | Seasons of Love |
| Show | City Court |
| Sketch | After The Grammys |
| Musical Performance | "Disco Inferno" |
| Cold Opening | Neverland Ranch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Martin Bashir |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Will Forte | ... | Macaulay Culkin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | LaToya Jackson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Emmanuel Lewis |
| Show | Sheila Choad's Los Angeles Face |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pamela Albert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Alyssa Haziz |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sheila Choad |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Hot Plates |
| Will Forte | ... | devil |
| Seth Meyers | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | waiter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | waiter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Louis |
| Sketch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Will Forte | ... | Chad Lowe |
| Seth Meyers | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Tom Jankeloff Report on The Gates in Central Park |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Morgan Freeman
Commentary on wanting to do a love scene |
| Sketch | Seasons of Love |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Arlene |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tilden |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Reed |
| Rob Riggle | ... | presenter |
| Show | City Court |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | street reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dale James |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | bailiff |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ordell |
| Sketch | After The Grammys |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Austin Scarlett |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy Pepper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Michael Kors |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kara Saun |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jay McCarroll |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | Neverland Ranch |
| Weekend Update |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Morgan Freeman
Commentary on wanting to do a love scene |
| Sketch | After The Grammys |
| Cold Opening | Neverland Ranch |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Martin Bashir |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Elizabeth Taylor |
| Will Forte | ... | Macaulay Culkin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michael Jackson Live |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | LaToya Jackson |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Emmanuel Lewis |
| Show | Sheila Choad's Los Angeles Face |
| Hilary Swank | ... | Susan Dinewart |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Pamela Albert |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Alyssa Haziz |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Sheila Choad |
| Paula Pell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| John Henry Kurtz | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jim Downey | ... | Arthur Grayson |
| Sketch | Hot Plates |
| Hilary Swank | ... | patron |
| Will Forte | ... | devil |
| Seth Meyers | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | waiter |
| Rob Riggle | ... | waiter |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Louis |
| Jack Bank | ... | waiter |
| Sketch |
| Hilary Swank | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | audience member |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Will Forte | ... | Chad Lowe |
| Seth Meyers | ... | audience member |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... |
Tom Jankeloff Report on The Gates in Central Park |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... |
Morgan Freeman
Commentary on wanting to do a love scene |
| Sketch | Seasons of Love |
| Hilary Swank | ... | Trina Woodall |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Arlene |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Tilden |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Reed |
| Rob Riggle | ... | presenter |
| Show | City Court |
| Hilary Swank | ... | Margaret Shanklin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Meyers | ... | street reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Dale James |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | guy |
| Rob Riggle | ... | bailiff |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Ordell |
| Sketch | After The Grammys |
| Commercial |
| Hilary Swank | ... | Heidi Klum |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Austin Scarlett |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Wendy Pepper |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Michael Kors |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Kara Saun |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Jay McCarroll |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Hilary Swank | 8 | 2 | |||
| 50 Cent | 2 | ||||
| Olivia | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Henry Kurtz | 2 | 2 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 5 | 3 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 3 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 5 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 7 | 3 | 2 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 2 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Riggle | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 2 | 2 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Bank | 1 | ||||
| 73 | 3 | 20 | 9 |