October 1, 2005S31E1 #586
| Host: | Steve Carell |
| Musical Guest: | Kanye West |
| Cameos: | Adam Levine, Mike Myers |
| Cold Opening | White House Press Briefing |
| Sketch | Jet Blue Flight 292 |
| Miscellaneous | Backstage |
| Musical Performance | "Gold Digger", "Touch The Sky" |
| Musical Performance | "Heard 'Em Say" |
| Cold Opening | White House Press Briefing |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Commercial | Morgan Stanley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| Sketch | Jet Blue Flight 292 |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dr. Daniel Lane |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Aaron Brown |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Greg Benedetto |
| Chris Parnell | ... | captain Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Show | Anderson Cooper 360 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Al Pacino |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mamie Thibodeaux |
| Andy Samberg | ... | cameraman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gartrell |
| Sketch | The Needlers |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Karen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | waiter |
| Commercial | Girls Gone Wild Katrina |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Doug Stanhope |
| Show | The Lundford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Henry Quincy Lundford |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Will Forte | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dorothy Winkster , Granny Crabtree |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Connie Brenda |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dimothy Daniels |
| Sketch | Debbie Downer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | deejay |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Show | The Lundford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Henry Quincy Lundford |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Will Forte | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dorothy Winkster , Granny Crabtree |
| Cold Opening | White House Press Briefing |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Show | Anderson Cooper 360 |
| Steve Carell | ... | Ray Romano |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Al Pacino |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Cold Opening | White House Press Briefing |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tim Russert |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Moran |
| Commercial | Morgan Stanley |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Frank |
| Will Forte | ... | agent |
| John Lutz | ... | teacher |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Ashley |
| Andy Samberg | ... | boyfriend |
| Sketch | Jet Blue Flight 292 |
| Steve Carell | ... | Larry |
| Bill Hader | ... | Dr. Daniel Lane |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Aaron Brown |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Greg Benedetto |
| Chris Parnell | ... | captain Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | wife |
| Show | Anderson Cooper 360 |
| Steve Carell | ... | Ray Romano |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Tony Danza |
| Bill Hader | ... | Al Pacino |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Geraldo Rivera |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Anderson Cooper |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Ray Nagin |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sharon Stone |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mamie Thibodeaux |
| Andy Samberg | ... | cameraman |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Aaron Neville |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Gartrell |
| Sketch | The Needlers |
| Steve Carell | ... | Neil |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Karen |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Dan Needler |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sally Needler |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | waiter |
| Commercial | Girls Gone Wild Katrina |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Doug Stanhope |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Finesse Mitchell | ||
| Bill Hader | ||
| Andy Samberg |
| Show | The Lundford Twins Feel Good Variety Hour |
| Steve Carell | ... | Lucas Lundford |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Henry Quincy Lundford |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Danielle Flora | ... | dancer |
| Will Forte | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Lundford dancer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Dorothy Winkster , Granny Crabtree |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Connie Brenda |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Dimothy Daniels |
| Sketch | Debbie Downer |
| Steve Carell | ... | Bob Bummer |
| Fred Armisen | ... | guest |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Michelle |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Uncle Frank |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | deejay |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Carell | 6 | 1 | |||
| Kanye West | 3 | ||||
| Adam Levine | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 3 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | |||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Will Forte | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Bill Hader | 3 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 1 | 1 | 5 | |
| Amy Poehler | 10 | 3 | 2 | 1 | |
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 3 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | 2 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 4 | 1 | |||
| 73 | 10 | 15 | 11 |