October 8, 2005S31E2 #587
| Host: | Jon Heder |
| Musical Guest: | Ashlee Simpson |
Voice Cameo: | Jimmy Fallon |
| Cold Opening | Cronyism |
| Sketch | 4th Grade Science Fair |
| Sketch | Werewolf |
| Sketch | The Misadventures of Tom DeLay and Bill Frist |
| Musical Performance | "Catch Me When I Fall" |
| Sketch | Wilson Bros. Funeral Home |
| Sketch | Hubbard Systems Retreat |
| Musical Performance | "Boyfriend" |
| Sketch | Voice Recording Blind Date |
| Cold Opening | Cronyism |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Harriet Miers |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alberto Gonzales Live |
| Monologue |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jose |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ... | Kip |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leopold Samsonite |
| Commercial | Taco Town |
| Bill Hader | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | customer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | customer |
| Sketch | 4th Grade Science Fair |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Anna |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kaitlin |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Michael |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rick |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Werewolf |
| Bill Hader | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nick |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | The Misadventures of Tom DeLay and Bill Frist |
| Will Forte | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Frist |
| Show | ¡Show Biz Grande Explosion! |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Bill Hader | ... | Carlos |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Manuel Pantalones |
| Sketch | Wilson Bros. Funeral Home |
| Fred Armisen | ... | funeral director |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Judy Puty |
| Will Forte | ... | Heath Bronson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Matthew Rogers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Paul Novarks |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie Lassem |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Lou Wugner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | friend |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bobby Windetta |
| Sketch | Hubbard Systems Retreat |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Philip |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Patty |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Gary |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Irene |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Peter |
| Commercial | 1-800-555-PHUNK |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | apl.de.ap |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Fergie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Will.i.am |
| Cold Opening | Cronyism |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Harriet Miers |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alberto Gonzales Live |
| Sketch | The Misadventures of Tom DeLay and Bill Frist |
| Commercial | 1-800-555-PHUNK |
| Jon Heder | ... | Taboo |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | apl.de.ap |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Fergie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Will.i.am |
| Cold Opening | Cronyism |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Harriet Miers |
| Will Forte | ... | George W. Bush |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dick Cheney |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Alberto Gonzales Live |
| Monologue |
| Jon Heder | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Jose |
| Liz Cackowski | ... | audience member |
| Will Forte | ... | Kip |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Leopold Samsonite |
| Commercial | Taco Town |
| Bill Hader | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | customer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | customer |
| Sketch | 4th Grade Science Fair |
| Jon Heder | ... | Travis |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Anna |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kaitlin |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Michael |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Rick |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | teacher |
| Sketch | Werewolf |
| Jon Heder | ... | Tom |
| Bill Hader | ... | police officer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Sarah |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Nick |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | police officer |
| Sketch | The Misadventures of Tom DeLay and Bill Frist |
| Will Forte | ... | Thomas DeLay |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Bill Frist |
| Show | ¡Show Biz Grande Explosion! |
| Jon Heder | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | Fericito |
| Bill Hader | ... | Carlos |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Manuel Pantalones |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Forte | ... | Tim Calhoun |
| Lorne Michaels |
| Sketch | Wilson Bros. Funeral Home |
| Jon Heder | ... | Four Eyes |
| Fred Armisen | ... | funeral director |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Judy Puty |
| Will Forte | ... | Heath Bronson |
| Bill Hader | ... | Matthew Rogers |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Paul Novarks |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Debbie Lassem |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Lou Wugner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | police officer |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | friend |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Bobby Windetta |
| Sketch | Hubbard Systems Retreat |
| Jon Heder | ... | Kevin Hubbard |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Philip |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Patty |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Gary |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Irene |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Peter |
| Commercial | 1-800-555-PHUNK |
| Jon Heder | ... | Taboo |
| Bill Hader | ... | spokesperson |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | apl.de.ap |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Fergie |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Will.i.am |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Jon Heder | 8 | 1 | |||
| Ashlee Simpson | 2 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tina Fey | |||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Bill Hader | 6 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | ||||
| Horatio Sanz | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 7 | 1 | |||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | 1 | |||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 65 | 6 | 11 | 4 |