| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Rachel Dratch |
Report on wearing a fat suit | |
| Louie Zakarian | ||
| Donna Richards | ||
| Bill Johnson | ... | FedEx delivery man |
| J.B. Smoove | ... | guy |
| Kenan Thompson | ... |
Michael Irvin
Commentary on his arrest |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Chris Berman |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stuart Scott |