| Cold Opening | Saddam in Prison |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Cartoon | Celebrity Mugshot Poker |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Bother" |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Musical Performance | "La Tortura" |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Fred Armisen | ... | donor relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Doreen |
| Tina Fey | ... | doctor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Doreen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | donor relative |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patient |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doreen |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Will Forte | ... | Gabby Wade Tomlanson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | prospector |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Forte | ... | director Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stuart Scott |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sharif Omar Mohammed /diversity trainer |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | daughter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Oscar |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Fred Armisen | ... | elf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Honey Dew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | elf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | elf |
| Cold Opening | Saddam in Prison |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Saddam Hussein Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Azik Aziz |
| Sketch | Face Transplant |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Mr. Reome |
| Fred Armisen | ... | donor relative |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Doreen |
| Tina Fey | ... | doctor |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Doreen |
| Chris Parnell | ... | donor relative |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patient |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Doreen |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Barney Frank |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Chris Parnell | ... | John McCain |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cartoon | Celebrity Mugshot Poker |
| Mark Avery | Voice | |
| Dave Foley | Voice | |
| Phil Gordon | Voice | |
| Robert Smigel | ... | players Voice |
| Commercial |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Gabby Hicock |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | woman |
| Will Forte | ... | Gabby Wade Tomlanson |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Bill Hader | ... | prospector |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Will Forte | ... | director Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jane Pauley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | Stuart Scott |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Ty Pennington |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gene Shalit |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Sharif Omar Mohammed /diversity trainer |
| Sketch |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Doug |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Amanda |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Carol |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Jim |
| John Lutz | ... | cashier |
| Sketch | Hot Dog Family |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Jeremy Connors |
| Austin Williams | ... | kid |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | daughter |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Oscar |
| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Winter's Breath |
| Fred Armisen | ... | elf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Honey Dew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | elf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | elf |
⁕Alec Baldwin accidentally says "always be closing" instead of "always be cobbling", and quickly corrects himself.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 10 | 3 | |||
| Shakira | 2 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 1 | ||||
| Alejandro Sanz | 1 | ||||
| Austin Williams | 1 | ||||
| Mark Avery | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dave Foley | 1 | 1 | |||
| Phil Gordon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 3 | ||||
| Rachel Dratch | 4 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 3 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 3 | 1 | |||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 6 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 1 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 1 | ||||
| Jason Sudeikis | 2 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 1 | |||
| 63 | 3 | 12 | 12 |