| Sketch | Elf Motivation |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Winter's Breath |
| Fred Armisen | ... | elf |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Honey Dew |
| Seth Meyers | ... | elf |
| Amy Poehler | ... | elf |
⁕Alec Baldwin accidentally says "always be closing" instead of "always be cobbling", and quickly corrects himself.