| Cold Opening | The Situation Room |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Brittany Doyle Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Kent |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Eileen Bevilaqua |