| Cartoon | Journey To The Disney Vault |
| Sketch | Chocolate Cake |
| Film | Laser Cats! |
| Musical Performance | "World Wide Suicide" |
| Sketch | After Work Drink |
| Musical Performance | "Severed Hand" |
| Show | Movie Archives |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Kent |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Eileen Bevilaqua |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jacky Arrastao |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Seymour Hersh |
| Will Forte | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Chocolate Cake |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | waitress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| John Lutz | ... | patron |
| Film | Laser Cats! |
| Weekend Update |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | Stormy Windbreaker /meteorologist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Taylor Hicks
Commentary on his American Idol experience |
| Sketch |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer |
| Tina Fey | ... | friend |
| Will Forte | ... | dancer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | dancer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | dancer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Andy Samberg | ... | dancer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | friend |
| Sketch | After Work Drink |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | waitress |
| Will Forte | ... | Neil |
| Chris Parnell | ... | bartender |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jean |
| Show | Movie Archives |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Osborne |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sailor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | sailor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Danielle Flora | ... | girl |
| Cartoon | Journey To The Disney Vault |
| Jeff Bottoms | Voice | |
| Megan Gallagher | ... | girl Voice |
| Thomas Sharkey | ... | boy Voice |
| Michael Ziegfeld | ... | Mickey Mouse Voice |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee#3 |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault#2 |
| Cold Opening |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer#4 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell#3 |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Seymour Hersh |
| Will Forte | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly#3 |
| Weekend Update |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Taylor Hicks#1 Commentary on his American Idol experience |
| Show | Movie Archives |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Ann-Margret |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Osborne |
| Cold Opening |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Brittany Doyle Live |
| Fred Armisen | ... | David Gregory#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | reporter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Wolf Blitzer#4 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Norah O'Donnell#3 |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Terry Kent |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Eileen Bevilaqua |
| Show |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Ambiance |
| Fred Armisen | ... | DJ Dimitrios#2 |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Tiara Zee#3 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Jacky Arrastao |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | D.J. Dynasty Handbag#3 |
| Bill Hader | ... | DJ Frontal Assault#2 |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | announcer Voice |
| Seth Stewart | ... | dancer |
| Cartoon | Journey To The Disney Vault |
| Jeff Bottoms | Voice | |
| Megan Gallagher | ... | girl Voice |
| Thomas Sharkey | ... | boy Voice |
| Michael Ziegfeld | ... | Mickey Mouse Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | evil laughter Voice |
| Savanna Samson | ... | actress |
| Show |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Seymour Hersh |
| Will Forte | ... | Newt Gingrich |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill O'Reilly#3 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Chocolate Cake |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | patron |
| Fred Armisen | ... | patron |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | patron |
| Amy Poehler | ... | waitress |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | waiter |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | patron |
| John Lutz | ... | patron |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Film | Laser Cats! |
| Weekend Update |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tina Fey | ||
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ... | Stormy Windbreaker /meteorologist |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... |
Taylor Hicks#1 Commentary on his American Idol experience |
| Sketch |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | friend |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Debbie Downer#7 |
| Tina Fey | ... | friend |
| Will Forte | ... | dancer |
| Seth Meyers | ... | dancer |
| Finesse Mitchell | ... | dancer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | friend |
| Andy Samberg | ... | dancer |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | friend |
| Sketch | After Work Drink |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Sally |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | waitress |
| Will Forte | ... | Neil#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | bartender |
| Bill Hader | ... | patron |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Jean#1 |
| Show | Movie Archives |
| Lindsay Lohan | ... | Ann-Margret |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Liberace#1 |
| Will Forte | ... | guy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Robert Osborne |
| Bill Hader | ... | guy |
| Andy Samberg | ... | sailor |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | sailor |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | girl |
| Danielle Flora | ... | girl |
| Stuart Lopoten | ... | Steve |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lindsay Lohan | 9 | 1 | |||
| Pearl Jam | 2 | ||||
| Michael Lohan | 1 | ||||
| Jeff Bottoms | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Megan Gallagher | 1 | 1 | |||
| Thomas Sharkey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Michael Ziegfeld | 1 | 1 | |||
| Fred Armisen | 6 | 1 | 3 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 6 | 2 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Will Forte | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Darrell Hammond | 2 | 2 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 2 | ||||
| Finesse Mitchell | 1 | ||||
| Chris Parnell | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | |||||
| Horatio Sanz | |||||
| Kenan Thompson | 3 | 1 | |||
| Bill Hader | 4 | 2 | |||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jason Sudeikis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Kristen Wiig | 6 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Liz Cackowski | 1 | ||||
| Danielle Flora | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Erik Kenward | 1 | ||||
| John Lutz | 1 | ||||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | ||||
| Jorma Taccone | 1 | ||||
| Stuart Lopoten | 1 | ||||
| Savanna Samson | 1 | ||||
| Seth Stewart | 1 | ||||
| 81 | 9 | 10 | 9 |