| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker Elect |
| Sketch | Britney's Divorce |
| Sketch | Saddam's Defense Team |
| Sketch | Carpool |
| Cartoon | Kobayashi |
| Sketch | The Platinum Lounge |
| Musical Performance | "Ain't No Other Man" |
| Sketch | Brazilian Bar |
| Musical Performance | "Hurt" |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1992 |
| Musical Performance | "Steppin' Out With My Baby" |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker Elect |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Filth |
| Will Forte | ... | Dana |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | user |
| Will Forte | ... | user |
| Amy Poehler | ... | date |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | date |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Cal Brandeis |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | user |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | date |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Exclusive Interview with Donald Rumsfeld | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mover |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Derrick Landerton /waiter Breaks down the cost of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' dinner |
| Sketch | Brazilian Bar |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Regina |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | bartender |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1992 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | out-of-breath jogger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1992 |
| Cold Opening | A Message from the Speaker Elect |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Filth |
| Will Forte | ... | Dana |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Nancy Pelosi Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Fred Armisen | ... | user |
| Will Forte | ... | user |
| Amy Poehler | ... | date |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | date |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | Cal Brandeis |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | user |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | date |
| Sketch | Saddam's Defense Team |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Saddam Hussein |
| Fred Armisen | ... | attorney |
| Bill Hader | ... | attorney |
| Sketch | The Platinum Lounge |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers |
Exclusive Interview with Donald Rumsfeld | |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Donald Rumsfeld |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | mover |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Andy Samberg | ... |
Derrick Landerton /waiter Breaks down the cost of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' dinner |
| Show |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Tony Bennett |
| Tony Bennett | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Andy Samberg | ... | Kevin Federline |
| Sketch | Brazilian Bar |
| Alec Baldwin | ... | Rick Corman |
| Fred Armisen | ... | singer |
| Amy Poehler | ... | patron |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Regina |
| Andy Samberg | ... | patron |
| Jason Sudeikis | ... | bartender |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | patron |
| Miscellaneous | A Moment with the Out-Of-Breath Jogger from 1992 |
| Andy Samberg | ... | out-of-breath jogger |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alec Baldwin | 7 | 2 | |||
| Christina Aguilera | 3 | ||||
| Tony Bennett | 2 | ||||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | ||||
| Paul McCartney | 1 | ||||
| Tracy Morgan | 1 | ||||
| Martin Short | 1 | ||||
| Takeru Kobayashi | 1 | ||||
| Fred Armisen | 4 | ||||
| Will Ferrell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | ||||
| Bill Hader | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | 1 | ||||
| Amy Poehler | 5 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | ||||
| Andy Samberg | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Jason Sudeikis | 3 | ||||
| Kenan Thompson | 2 | ||||
| Kristen Wiig | 5 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Steve Higgins | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| 53 | 2 | 6 | 3 |