| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ||
| Seth Meyers | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... |
Jesse Jackson
Commentary on racial tensions |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | Al Sharpton |
| John Lutz | ... | Three/Four Hands McGee Still |
| Kristen Wiig | ... | Aunt Linda |
| Amy Poehler |
Commentary on women flashing their business | |
| Maya Rudolph | ... |
Whitney Houston
Commentary on missing her mortgage payments |
⁕Amy Poehler's commentary is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.